You're not buying a template. You're not buying a coaching call. You're buying a diagnosis — by someone who's spent five years building burnout-proof businesses for service-based founders, is a Notion Ambassador, and runs Burnout-Proof Business for people exactly like you.
HOW IT WORKS
You buy the Scouting Report.
You fill out a structured intake (15–30 minutes — link in your confirmation email).
The application reviews your answers against the six pillars of a burnout-proof business.
Your full Scouting Report is delivered to your inbox in 10–15 minutes.
You read it, screenshot it, send it to your therapist, take action on it — whatever works. It's yours.
THE 6 PILLARS OF YOUR DIAGNOSTIC
Your business gets scanned across all six. You get a clear read on each.
Systems — what you're using, what's broken, what's costing you hours
Schedule — where your time is actually going vs. where you think it is
Offers — what's pulling weight, what's diluting your business
Marketing — what's getting traction vs. what's just performance
Self-Care — the nervous system reality behind your output
Mindset — the beliefs running underneath your decisions
WHAT YOU GET BACK
Your green flags — what to protect (you probably don't realize what's already working)
Your yellow flags — what's leaking energy you didn't see
Your red flags — the friction that's actually costing you
Your diagnosis — the actual root cause, named in plain language
Your next move — the single highest-leverage action for the next 30 days
Your fit recommendation — system build, strategic shift, or both
Your $150 credit — applies toward Game Plan, Game Day, or Season Pass if you decide to keep working with me
WHO THIS IS FOR
Service-based founders, coaches, consultants, and operators who are done guessing
People who've tried templates, courses, productivity coaches — and it didn't stick
ADHD, neurodivergent, or just tired of systems built for someone else's brain
Anyone who'd rather pay $47.50 to know what's actually broken than $2,000+ to fix the wrong thing
Not for you if: you want a free consult, you want me to validate that you "just need discipline," you're looking for a Notion template recommendation (this is bigger than that), or you're not actually ready to make changes — you just want to feel productive.
Delivery: 10–15 minutes from intake completion. Fully automated. Fully async.
Refunds: Because delivery is instant, the Scouting Report is non-refundable. If something's unclear or feels off, email me directly — I'll always make it right.
About "beta": This is the first wave of buyers. You're getting it at $47.50 in exchange for feedback on your experience. After the beta window closes, the price moves to $95.
ABOUT YOUR COACH
Ellyn Schinke — Notion Ambassador, sustainable performance coach, Senior Executive Contributor at Brainz Magazine, featured in the New York Times, Reader's Digest, Vice, Fast Company, and Ladders.
I've been building burnout-proof businesses since 2020. I've tried damn near every productivity tool, framework, and methodology that exists — which is exactly why I can tell you which one is actually causing your problem.
I'm not a templates-only person. I'm a what's actually in the way person.
Add to cart, fill out the intake, and your report will be ready in 15 minutes
